My mom just got back from Spain and I guess she missed me or at least missed annoying me because she immediately went to our kitchen, got a banana, and now she keeps holding it out to me saying “phone call for you”
There’s never anyone calling
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Slinky is trying so hardthe metaphor of our human struggles. because of this video, i vow never to stop chasing my ambitions. godspeed, my idol.
Go man go, you can do it! I believe in you! ;_;
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a…
Reblogging again because I must be Zack Morris.
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A bridge between Sweden and Denmark goes unerground and becomes a tunnel to allow ship passage.
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